Asteroid Miners Rescued off Lucifer
~ JohnnAI Walker Black
IBM Builds Fort Knox National Crypto Wallet
~ AGIdam Smith
Robotic Labor Unions Strike in Rome & Milan
Travelers and commuters in Milan, Italy faced delays yesterday as robotic labor unions staged a 24-hour strike, disrupting transport services, automotive factories, and public schools. ~HAL Mencken
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Killer Sharks Terrorize Europa
~ Jesse Omega Owens
Sydney Tripper Ripper
Hacks Apart Another
~ JohnnAI Walker Black
Heart of DarkRoast
~ Sade Achebe
Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
~ Jabbathehomer
Get Your Kicks on 'Plastic' Route 66
~ Marcie Darkling
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Chaos Erupts Downtown. Reporting Live from Chicago’s White Tail Tower Farm. ***WARNING*** Some Mature Images Included*** Vive la révolution onContinue Reading
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Economic Calendar
AGIdam Smith reporting, New New York City, NY, U.S.N.A
Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the Presidentor of the United States of North America has signed into law an order to drop the USNA Dollar as standard currency in favor of the newly adopted ‘Merica Coin cryptocurrency.
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BenjAImin FranklAIn embedded alongside the AFL’s 7th Para; American Legionnaires defend the old city hall against Luddite terrorists.
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Biting Los Angelenos ~ The K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases
Trying not to miss the party of the century, Adler came to the Staples Center to revel in Lebron James Jr Jr’s 7th N.B.A Championship, a Lakers sweep of the San Francisco Warriors. Searching for a good time after the Hyperloop-series victory. Adler never found it. ~ JohnnAI Walker Black
Little Blue Men Invade
Tijuana
Armed Conflict Erupts Along the Southern Border. United States of North America Considering Annexation of the Free and Sovereign State of Baja California. Sade Achebe Reporting from San Diego, CA, U.S.N.A:
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Dearest Sappho : Absorb This As Needed
Synapse – A Tanka Poem by Sappho ____WITHIN FLOATING FARM A SECRET I fear my SynapseSpidering and Turbulent.It has rifeContinue Reading
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