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Paris Poop Protests Stifle The Eiffel
Interdimensional tourists lay waste to central Paris. Human locusts strip the city of light.
The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another
The colors…..the colors……..wow…..Sydney Police Remain on the Lookout for the Tripper Ripper.
Nigerian Shock Troops Invade São Tomé and Príncipe
DropTroopers From Crack Nigerian Airbone Regiments Tackle the Defenses of São Tomé
The Prophet ~~ Kahlil Gibran
Khalil Gibran ~ currently imprisoned for crime against the state, and being held in the Phobos static-drive penitentiary indefinitely.
TESLA SPACE ROADSTER CARJACKED
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen. The Starman driver is missing. Tesla is offering a 1,000,000,000 Satoshi reward for any information leading to successful recovery.
Otis Brand Space Elevator’s ~ Lugging Humanity into Space
Are you claustrophobic? We have a pill for that.
Dog sled around the Futurus Satoshi offices, bring treats.
Eco Friendly Transit
Welcome to Nuuk, Gateway to Proxima b
PLAY SPACE INVADERS
Proxima b ~ Know the foe
DEFEND EARTH FROM PROXIMA b
Killer Sharks on Europa
Don’t go in the water. Killer Sharks Decimate Over 1000 on the Seas of Europa. Yacht Racers Competing in the Iceberg Run, as well as Several Deepwave Research Teams are Counted Among the Devoured.
Dearest Sappho > Peace, Quiet, and its Pursuit.
My grand World Peace, you inspire me to write.
Reatard to the Rescue
Jay Melted Several Faces in Secret Tokyo Show. Synthetic Mr. Reatard seems grown up, professional, precise.
