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Killer Sharks Terrorize Europa

Sharks are roaming the ocean surface of Europa reeking havoc on the Interplanetary Yacht racing championship, bringing this years competition to a biting halt. ~ Jesse Omega Owens

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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon

~ Jabbathehomer

Asteroid Miners Rescued off Lucifer

~JohnnAI Walker Black

Get Your Kicks on 'Plastic' Route 66

~ Marcie Darkling

Hoover Dam Gets Antimatter Facelift

~ AGIdam Smith

RainMakers of Death Valley

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Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Against Mars Malaria Outbreak

Médecins Sans Planètes Headquarters, Copernicus City, Mars. Doctor Murray Cohen jabs one Copernican in the fat of their left arm after another, inoculating whole city blocks against a deadly parasite in mere minutes.
~BenFrank

Space Force Battleship Trump

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Delivering a trademark telepathic speech to the gathered crowd aboard Armstrong Prime, an orbital city circling in Earth’s thermosphere, he waxed “Our destiny, beyond the Earth, is not only a matter of national identity, but a matter of national security.”
~ Sade Achebe

The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap

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Democratist Party candidate, Xavier Grant, challenged the Presidentor of the United States of North America on her continental security record, stating publicly, “There is a gap, a genetic gap, a space gap, a missile gap, a limited war gap between the U.S.N.A and the Chinese Union.”
~HAL Mencken

Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper

Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper. Achieved during a military style coup late last night…
~Marcie Darkling

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