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Starlink Satellites Stolen?

As Starlink has grown in popularity and usage, its approximately 1.76 billion users, residents spanning from New York to Geneva, from Cape Town and Brisbane all lost internet connectivity at the same exact moment. If you listened closely enough an audible gasp was heard around the world.

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Rainmakers of Death Valley

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Virgin Galactic Hotel Venus

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Tesla Starman Roadster Stolen in Space

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Satellite Home Sales Slowdown

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Killer Sharks Attack on Europa Moon

A calamity in Europa’s cold steely waters early this morning put a halt to this year’s annual Iceberg Run 750 taking place off the coast of Clipper Mission City. 

JESSE OMEGA OWENS

EARTHLINGS

Robotic Labor Unions Strike in Milan

Travelers and commuters in Milan, Italy faced delays yesterday as robotic labor unions staged a 24-hour strike, disrupting transport services, automotive factories, and public schools.

HAL MENCKEN

Earthlings

Get Your Kicks on ‘PLASTIC’ Route 66

One word. Plastics! Route 66 is reborn in plastics. Cutting ribbons during official reopening ceremonies, mayors in cities all along Route 66 celebrated the classic American roadway’s revival.

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MONEY

IBM Builds Fort Knox National Crypto Wallet

Submerged in a nanoKelvin helium bath, buried deep under Fort Knox, America’s newest vault is a Universal quantum computer the size of a basketball. Bubbling with over 18,196 qubits, IBM’s Schrödinger Core Processor has already defeated over 155 billion direct hacks and malware attacks.

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Biting Los Angelenos ~ The K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases

JOHNNAI WALKER BLACK

Los Angeles was in a Lakers frenzy last night, and the streets turned into a raging festival. A moving celebration. And at nearly 3 o’ clock this morning Michael Adler paraded up the Loopway staircase in the center of Gilbert Lindsey Plaza looking to join the crowds.

Trying not to miss the party of the century, Adler came to the Staples Center to revel in Bronny James 7th N.B.A Championship, a Lakers sweep of the San Francisco Warriors. Searching for a good time after the Hyperloop-series victory. Adler never found it.

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Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Mars

Robo Prosto Murder Charge

Martian Military Makeover

Satoshi Section SAMples

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MOON BANDITS ADOPT BONNIE AND CLYDE STYLE TACTICS

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Assault lasers illuminate the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaks oxygen. Bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space. Another Luna Federation Agent shot dead, another shopkeeper bot stumbles to die in pile of its own liquefied processors…..

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Hoover Dam gets Anti-Matter Makeover

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Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper

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American Foreign Legion Saves Independence Hall

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