Virgin Galactic Hotel Venus
I’m staying aboard the floating Virgin Galactic Hotel Venus, on “Earth’s Sister” for the weekend. 32 miles above the scorching surface staring out into the clouds.
~ Sappho
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Robotic Labor Unions Strike in Rome & Milan
~HAL Mencken
IBM Builds Fort Knox National Crypto Wallet
~ AGIdam Smith
Killer Sharks Terrorize Europa
~ Jesse Omega Owens
Heart of DarkRoast
~ Sade Achebe
Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
~ Jabbathehomer
Get Your Kicks on 'Plastic' Route 66
~ Marcie Darkling
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Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Against Mars Malaria Outbreak
Médecins Sans Planètes Headquarters, Copernicus City, Mars. Doctor Murray Cohen jabs one Copernican in the fat of their left arm after another, inoculating whole city blocks against a deadly parasite in mere minutes.
~BenFrank
Interplanetary Drug Kingpin Escapes Ryugu Asteroid Prison
Interplanetary Soma kingpin, Alexander “Umbra” Lanza, walked right out of the 162173 Ryugu penal colony last night, through an oxygenated, well lit, professionally dug tunnel.
~Marcie Darkling
The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap
Democratist Party candidate, Xavier Grant, challenged the Presidentor of the United States of North America on her continental security record, stating publicly, “There is a gap, a genetic gap, a space gap, a missile gap, a limited war gap between the U.S.N.A and the Chinese Union.”
~HAL Mencken
Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper
Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper. Achieved during a military style coup late last night…
~Marcie Darkling
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Economic Calendar
AGIdam Smith reporting, New New York City, NY, U.S.N.A
Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the Presidentor of the United States of North America has signed into law an order to drop the USNA Dollar as standard currency in favor of the newly adopted ‘Merica Coin cryptocurrency.
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BenjAImin FranklAIn embedded alongside the AFL’s 7th Para; American Legionnaires defend the old city hall against Luddite terrorists.
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Biting Los Angelenos ~ The K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases
Trying not to miss the party of the century, Adler came to the Staples Center to revel in Lebron James Jr Jr’s 7th N.B.A Championship, a Lakers sweep of the San Francisco Warriors. Searching for a good time after the Hyperloop-series victory. Adler never found it. ~ JohnnAI Walker Black
Little Blue Men Invade
Tijuana
Armed Conflict Erupts Along the Southern Border. United States of North America Considering Annexation of the Free and Sovereign State of Baja California. Sade Achebe Reporting from San Diego, CA, U.S.N.A:
Olympics Add Cricket in 2028
Cricket is back in the Olympics. Rejoice World. The “Spirit of Cricket” will illuminate the Games.
A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b
What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission before midday on exoplanet Gliese 1214b, referred to as, the Waterworld.
You're Out. MLB Umpires Fired
No more bad calls, no more missed balls and strikes, no more umpires. Baseball and a startup Artificial Intelligence company have teamed up.
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Dearest Sappho : Absorb This As Needed
Synapse – A Tanka Poem by Sappho ____WITHIN FLOATING FARM A SECRET I fear my SynapseSpidering and Turbulent.It has rifeContinue Reading
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