Front Page Future News SOCIAL Bonanza Facebook Twitter Instagram TikTok Linkedin YouTube Trendy Where Does Creativity Come From? MILKYWAY Ice Cube Whales of Enceladus CHIEF SATOSHI HEADLINE SPACE TRAVELER Starlink Satellites Stolen? As Starlink has grown in popularity and usage, its approximately 1.76 billion users, residents spanning from New York to Geneva, from Cape Town and Brisbane all lost internet connectivity at the same exact moment. If you listened closely enough an audible gasp was heard around the world. AGIDAM SMITH Recent Rainmakers of Death Valley JOHNNAI WALKER BLACK Virgin Galactic Hotel Venus Dearest Sappho Tesla Starman Roadster Stolen in Space CHIEF SATOSHI Another Satoshi JIM PRICE Satellite Home Sales Slowdown D. BEN FRANK EDITOR'S SELECTIONS MILKYWAY Killer Sharks Attack on Europa Moon A calamity in Europa’s cold steely waters early this morning put a halt to this year’s annual Iceberg Run 750 taking place off the coast of Clipper Mission City. JESSE OMEGA OWENS EARTHLINGS Robotic Labor Unions Strike in Milan Travelers and commuters in Milan, Italy faced delays yesterday as robotic labor unions staged a 24-hour strike, disrupting transport services, automotive factories, and public schools. HAL MENCKEN Earthlings Get Your Kicks on ‘PLASTIC’ Route 66 One word. Plastics! Route 66 is reborn in plastics. Cutting ribbons during official reopening ceremonies, mayors in cities all along Route 66 celebrated the classic American roadway’s revival. MARCIE MY DARKLING MONEY IBM Builds Fort Knox National Crypto Wallet Submerged in a nanoKelvin helium bath, buried deep under Fort Knox, America’s newest vault is a Universal quantum computer the size of a basketball. Bubbling with over 18,196 qubits, IBM’s Schrödinger Core Processor has already defeated over 155 billion direct hacks and malware attacks. AGIDAM SMITH Multiverse in-depth CRIME Biting Los Angelenos ~ The K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases JOHNNAI WALKER BLACK Los Angeles was in a Lakers frenzy last night, and the streets turned into a raging festival. A moving celebration. And at nearly 3 o’ clock this morning Michael Adler paraded up the Loopway staircase in the center of Gilbert Lindsey Plaza looking to join the crowds. Trying not to miss the party of the century, Adler came to the Staples Center to revel in Bronny James 7th N.B.A Championship, a Lakers sweep of the San Francisco Warriors. Searching for a good time after the Hyperloop-series victory. Adler never found it. FOLLOW OUR MULTIVERSE Traveler into THE HEART OF DARKROAST SADE ACHEBE REPORTING FROM PLANET RUBIACEAE; A WORLD OF AUTOMATED COFFEE PLANTATIONS GONE AWRY... READ MORE Mars Monthly Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Mars Robo Prosto Murder Charge Martian Military Makeover Satoshi Section SAMples MOON BLOTTER MOON BANDITS ADOPT BONNIE AND CLYDE STYLE TACTICS SADE ACHEBE Assault lasers illuminate the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaks oxygen. Bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space. Another Luna Federation Agent shot dead, another shopkeeper bot stumbles to die in pile of its own liquefied processors….. UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA Hoover Dam gets Anti-Matter Makeover ANIMALS Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper EMBEDDED WITH BENJY American Foreign Legion Saves Independence Hall SIGN UP FOR MULTIVERSE NEWS DIRECT TO YOUR BRAIN Email(required) By submitting your information, you're giving us permission to email you. You may unsubscribe at any time. Subscribe Δ Futurus theaturus Now Playing: Understanding Alphaville by Jean-Luc Godard ...watch more... McBain : The Movie“A man went looking for America, and he couldn’t find it anywhere.” Total Recall: Recollections“Get your ass to Mars.” Your thoughts? GOT ANY FRESH NEWS? GOT A QUESTION? DROP US A THOUGHT> SOCIAL Bonanza Facebook Twitter Instagram TikTok Linkedin YouTube