Killer Sharks Terrorize Europa
Sharks are roaming the ocean surface of Europa reeking havoc on the Interplanetary Yacht racing championship, bringing this years competition to a biting halt. ~ Jesse Omega Owens
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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
~ Jabbathehomer
Asteroid Miners Rescued off Lucifer
~JohnnAI Walker Black
Get Your Kicks on 'Plastic' Route 66
~ Marcie Darkling
Hoover Dam Gets Antimatter Facelift
~ AGIdam Smith
RainMakers of Death Valley
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Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Against Mars Malaria Outbreak
Médecins Sans Planètes Headquarters, Copernicus City, Mars. Doctor Murray Cohen jabs one Copernican in the fat of their left arm after another, inoculating whole city blocks against a deadly parasite in mere minutes.
~BenFrank
Space Force Battleship Trump
Delivering a trademark telepathic speech to the gathered crowd aboard Armstrong Prime, an orbital city circling in Earth’s thermosphere, he waxed “Our destiny, beyond the Earth, is not only a matter of national identity, but a matter of national security.”
~ Sade Achebe
The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap
Democratist Party candidate, Xavier Grant, challenged the Presidentor of the United States of North America on her continental security record, stating publicly, “There is a gap, a genetic gap, a space gap, a missile gap, a limited war gap between the U.S.N.A and the Chinese Union.”
~HAL Mencken
Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper
Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper. Achieved during a military style coup late last night…
~Marcie Darkling
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Time Traveling City Life
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Welcome to Nuuk, Gateway to Proxima b
The Earth Defense Organization and Proxima b Centauris finally signed the endlessly negotiated Greenland Armistice, putting an end to 40Continue Reading
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Dearest Sappho : Absorb This As Needed
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