The future news is now ^ old man
Inmates have taken control of the prison, they are holding hostages and firing on Marines as they storm beaches. Naval units surround the island. Negotiations are hoped to be held shortly.
Interdimensional tourists lay waste to central Paris. Human locusts strip the city of light.
The colors…..the colors……..wow…..Sydney Police Remain on the Lookout for the Tripper Ripper.
DropTroopers From Crack Nigerian Airbone Regiments Tackle the Defenses of São Tomé
Khalil Gibran ~ currently imprisoned for crime against the state, and being held in the Phobos static-drive penitentiary indefinitely.
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen. The Starman driver is missing. Tesla is offering a 1,000,000,000 Satoshi reward for any information leading to successful recovery.
Are you claustrophobic? We have a pill for that.
Eco Friendly Transit
PLAY SPACE INVADERS
DEFEND EARTH FROM PROXIMA b
Don’t go in the water. Killer Sharks Decimate Over 1000 on the Seas of Europa. Yacht Racers Competing in the Iceberg Run, as well as Several Deepwave Research Teams are Counted Among the Devoured.
My grand World Peace, you inspire me to write.
Jay Melted Several Faces in Secret Tokyo Show. Synthetic Mr. Reatard seems grown up, professional, precise.
American Legionnaires and their Camels. Watch for the spit.
Catch MarcieMyDarkling’s upcoming new role, film critic.