Asteroid Miners Rescued off Lucifer
No one lands there anymore. Planetary mining firms ignore it on their charts. Prospectors do the same. Rumor says the asteroid is possessed. ~ JohnnAI Walker Black
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Killer Sharks Terrorize Europa
~ Jesse Omega Owens
Satellite Home Mortgage Crisis
~ Ben Frank
Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
~ Jabbathehomer
Get Your Kicks on 'Plastic' Route 66
~ Marcie Darkling
Virgin Galactic Hotel Venus
~ Sappho
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Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Against Mars Malaria Outbreak
Médecins Sans Planètes Headquarters, Copernicus City, Mars. Doctor Murray Cohen jabs one Copernican in the fat of their left arm after another, inoculating whole city blocks against a deadly parasite in mere minutes.
~BenFrank
Space Force Battleship Trump
Delivering a trademark telepathic speech to the gathered crowd aboard Armstrong Prime, an orbital city circling in Earth’s thermosphere, he waxed “Our destiny, beyond the Earth, is not only a matter of national identity, but a matter of national security.”
~ Sade Achebe
The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap
Democratist Party candidate, Xavier Grant, challenged the Presidentor of the United States of North America on her continental security record, stating publicly, “There is a gap, a genetic gap, a space gap, a missile gap, a limited war gap between the U.S.N.A and the Chinese Union.”
~HAL Mencken
Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper
Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper. Achieved during a military style coup late last night…
~Marcie Darkling
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BenjAImin FranklAIn embedded alongside the AFL’s 7th Para; American Legionnaires defend the old city hall against Luddite terrorists.
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Biting Los Angelenos ~ The K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases
Trying not to miss the party of the century, Adler came to the Staples Center to revel in Lebron James Jr Jr’s 7th N.B.A Championship, a Lakers sweep of the San Francisco Warriors. Searching for a good time after the Hyperloop-series victory. Adler never found it. ~ JohnnAI Walker Black
Little Blue Men Invade
Tijuana
Armed Conflict Erupts Along the Southern Border. United States of North America Considering Annexation of the Free and Sovereign State of Baja California. Sade Achebe Reporting from San Diego, CA, U.S.N.A:
Time Traveling City Life
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“little thing”
NOT OUR WORK, BUT RUMMAGING AROUND THE ANCIENT INTERNET WE FOUND IT, KINDA LIKED IT, SO HERE IT IS… NOTContinue Reading
Welcome to Nuuk, Gateway to Proxima b
The Earth Defense Organization and Proxima b Centauris finally signed the endlessly negotiated Greenland Armistice, putting an end to 40Continue Reading
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Synapse – A Tanka Poem by Sappho ____WITHIN FLOATING FARM A SECRET I fear my SynapseSpidering and Turbulent.It has rifeContinue Reading
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