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Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30

The Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2-1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day.Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn,Continue Reading

Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana

Armed Conflict Erupts Along the Southern Border.United States of North America Considering Annexation of the Free and Sovereign State ofContinue Reading

`Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar

AGIdam Smith reporting, New New York City, NY, U.S.N.A Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy,Continue Reading

AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL

BenjAImin FranklAIn embedded alongside the AFL’s 7th Para; Independence Hall, Philadelphia, PA, U.S.N.A Luddite terror groups attacked, and sought toContinue Reading

Marines land on Alcatraz ~ CryptoMiners Riot

The Rock once again is the site of heinous cruelty and barbaric fighting. A group of convicts rebelling against livingContinue Reading

Cruzan Fisherman’s War Drags On, Chaos in the Caribbean

The Fisherman's War has already claimed several lives. Ships have been sunk throughout the Caribbean Sea and the Virgin Islands have yet to reach a peace accord. United States of North America and Greater Brasilia Navy's on High Alert.

Titanic Trencher Terrorizes Brooklyn

Hundreds are dead tonight, and thousands are homeless after a maniacal drilling supervisor expanding nearby subway lines veered off course, running amok all along the East River.