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Mars Military Makeover
Get Your Kicks on ‘Plastic’ Route 66
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Biting Los Angelenos ~ K.Ai 9 Brutality Cases
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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon
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TESLA SPACE ROADSTER CARJACKED
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen.
Killer Sharks on Europa
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Titanic Trencher Terrorizes Brooklyn
Hundreds are dead tonight, and thousands are homeless after a maniacal drilling supervisor expanding nearby subway lines veered off course, running amok all along the East River.