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Candidate for Presidentor of United States of North America claims a “Genetic Missile Gap exists between the U.S.N.A & Chinese Union.”

This week, Democratist Party candidate, current Senator, and former Space Force Colonel Xavier Grant, challenged the Presidentor of the United States of North America on her continental security record, stating publicly, “There is a gap, a genetic gap, a space gap, a missile gap, a limited war gap between the U.S.N.A and the Chinese Union.” 

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Fording the Tijuana River across several locations late last night hordes of armed men crossed into Mexican Federation territory occupying Tecate and seizing control of Mexicali, the Baja California state capital.

Marines land on Alcatraz ~ CryptoMiners Riot

The Rock is once again the site of heinous cruelty and barbaric fighting. A group of convicts rebelling against living conditions end up scraping like caged rats after their failed escape attempt.

Truce Declared Cease Fire Ends Centauri Alien War

The Earth Defense Organization and Proxima b Centauris finally signed the endlessly negotiated Greenland Armistice, putting an end to 40 months of interplanetary war. 

Kessler Syndrome Smothers Earth

The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as an unidentified spacecraft launched several mass effect missiles to obliterate and cripple United States of North American internet, communication, and defensive satellite constellations.

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