Paris Poop Protests Stifle The Eiffel
Interdimensional tourists lay waste to central Paris. Human locusts strip the city of light.
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Separatist SEAIA Monks Blast Chinese Space Elevator
Chinese Dominion Space Elevator Destroyed by Separatist Monks in Brazen Attack.
SuperSuper Bowl Stunner Pats Rally to 3rd Straight
Brady Bot caps a near automatic comeback victory in the second leg of the World Football League SuperSuper Bowl devastating Las Vegas VirtualPresence Casinos. 156-149
I Abscond w Robotic Ringo as 27 Club Vanquishes BeatleStones
So Sorry for the lateness of my reply. Honestly, not really, not at all.
Titanic Trencher Terrorizes Brooklyn
Hundreds are dead tonight, and thousands are homeless after a maniacal drilling supervisor expanding nearby subway lines veered off course, running amok all along the East River.
Dismal Turnout @ Tax Protest
The Tenement Terror Team Failed to Rally Sufficient Numbers in their Effort to Defeat Peace Squad Officers Sent to Quell the Demonstration.