John Jay kept hitting refresh on his browser, but no luck, he made sure his power was on, it was, then finally he cleared off the cats sunbathing in his Starlink receiver […]
Chaos erupted late last night as the entire city of Hoboken’s electronic infrastructure went haywire. Traffic lights started blinking deep red and beeping out the Chinese Communist Union national anthem, ATMs and Bitcoin machines spit out all the bills in their money drawers, digitized storefronts and billboards all flashed odd products and began running state sponsored news direct from Beijing.
Turbulent winds and volcanic dust particles caused engine failure aboard an EMS Super Osprey.
This will be the low fi sci fi rocket treading destiny, ready to destroy the bourgeoisie. You will not be able to stay home, brotherYou will not be able to plug in, […]