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Drug Kingpin Escapes Ryugu Asteroid Prison
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The Genetic Weapons of Mass Destruction Gap
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Telepathic Cows Seize the Chicago Steakscraper
🐮 Vive la révolution on the old vertical farm. A cadre of telepathic cows have captured the Chicago Steakscraper.
Cruzan Fisherman’s War Drags On, Chaos in the Caribbean
Cruzan lobsterman leads an armada of angry fishing vessels bent on the war path. After continued harassment from armed St. Thomian and St. Johnian naval vessels, the aquaculture community of St. Croix has vowed to fight back. Tarzan Mercury ~ […]
Digizens to Citizens; Internet FlashArmy Captures CERN
Armed with Tazeweapons digital citizens of the internet nation Perubique used non-lethal methods to capture CERN and Meyrin. The birthplace of the world wide web has been liberated by the //www. itself!!! […]
Nigerian Shock Troops Invade São Tomé and Príncipe
NAF Dropships Deposit Thousands of Heavily Armed Shock Troops on Beachheads Around the Island Nation of São Tomé and Príncipe, Completing Conquest in Under 8 Hours. Sade Achebe ~~ Staff Writer Av. […]