TESLA SPACE ROADSTER CARJACKED
Interstellar police report that Elon Musk’s Tesla SpaceRoadster has been stolen.
Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another
The colors…..the colors……..wow…..Sydney Police Remain on the Lookout for the Tripper Ripper.
Titanic Trencher Terrorizes Brooklyn
Hundreds are dead tonight, and thousands are homeless after a maniacal drilling supervisor expanding nearby subway lines veered off course, running amok all along the East River.
Dismal Turnout @ Tax Protest
The Tenement Terror Team Failed to Rally Sufficient Numbers in their Effort to Defeat Peace Squad Officers Sent to Quell the Demonstration.