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A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b

What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission before midday on exoplanet Gliese 1214b, referred to as, the Waterworld

Stepping foot on the mound as a major league starter for the first time, newly manufactured humanoid Sandy Koufax ~ Bot was the unknown quantity in the Brooklyn Dodgers pitching rotation. Why artificially intelligent manager Chuck Dressen decided to play him on Jackie Robinson Day puzzled fans, but Koufax-Bot easily rose to the task baffling opposing batters all afternoon.

Killer Sharks on Europa

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Clipper Mission City, New Roma, Europa Moon, Jupiter Orbit


 

480 competitive yachtsman were eaten by sharks in the depths of Europa’s cold blue steel waters early this morning, putting a halt to this year’s annual Iceberg Run 750 off the coast of Clipper Mission City.

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  • Still-growing Germany dominates South Africa in Women's World Cup
    MONTPELLIER -- Germany eased into the last 16 of the Women's World Cup with a comprehensive 4-0 win over South Africa with a clean sheet, finishing its group stage without conceding a goal. Germany is now unbeaten through 15 matches. Although it eased past Banyana Banyana in a sun-drenched Montpellier, the Germans were at times […]
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  • Germany thrash South Africa to win Group B
    South Africa Germany 0 4 FT Game Details Live football odds with bet365. Bet Now » GameCast Lineups and Stats Germany won their Women's World Cup group for the fifth consecutive time and avoided an immediate matchup with the United States by routing South Africa 4-0 on Monday. Germany topped Group B with a perfect record […]
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  • Orgill hits brace in Jamaica's win over Honduras
    Jamaica Honduras 3 2 FT Game Details Live football odds with bet365. Bet Now » GameCast Lineups and Stats Dever Orgill was the star as Jamaica defeated Honduras 3-2 on Monday. A first-half double from Dever Orgill helped Jamaica to a 3-2 Gold Cup win over Honduras in front of their own fans in Kingston on […]
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  • Berhalter fixing U.S. woes on the training pitch
    USMNT head coach Gregg Berhalter says the team needs a next man up mentality, after losing Tyler Adams to injury ahead of the Concacaf Gold Cup. USMNT players Gyasi Zardes, Tyler Boyd, Wil Trapp and coach Greg Berhalter assess the damage after the United State's 3-0 defeat to Venezuela in their final Gold Cup tune-up. […]
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