Balls & Nets & eSports

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What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission before midday on exoplanet Gliese 1214b, referred to as, the Waterworld

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Stepping foot on the mound as a major league starter for the first time, newly manufactured humanoid Sandy Koufax ~ Bot was the unknown quantity in the Brooklyn Dodgers pitching rotation. Why artificially intelligent manager Chuck Dressen decided to play him on Jackie Robinson Day puzzled fans, but Koufax-Bot easily rose to the task baffling opposing batters all afternoon.

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JESSE OMEGA OWENS ~ STAFF WRITER

Clipper Mission City, New Roma, Europa Moon, Jupiter Orbit


 

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480 competitive yachtsman were eaten by sharks in the depths of Europa’s cold blue steel waters early this morning, putting a halt to this year’s annual Iceberg Run 750 off the coast of Clipper Mission City.

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