Author: JesseOmegaOwens

The Flash is a complete loser. I embarrassed Hitler in real life.

by JesseOmegaOwens 17/04/2019 0

SportS

Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30

The Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2-1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day.Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn,Continue Reading

by JesseOmegaOwens 11/01/2019 1

Intergalactic

Killer Sharks on Europa

Killer Sharks on Europa Over 1000 individuals considered to be lost at sea. Search and Rescue efforts have been suspendedContinue Reading

by JesseOmegaOwens 04/01/2019 0

Balls & Nets & Esports

SuperSuper Bowl Stunner

Brady Bot caps a near automatic comeback victory in the second leg of the World Football League SuperSuper Bowl devastating Las Vegas VirtualPresence Casinos. 156-149