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dirtybenfrank
I've had sex in many Philadelphia alleyways.
Lunar Love Lost
Love on the moon is hard. Sometimes you only get one chance. We’ll try to give you another.
Doctors Without Planets Vaccinate Against Mars Malaria Outbreak
Interplanetary Aid Organization Lands on the Red Planet. An Expert Group of Doctors Sent to Stop Martian Epidemic.
You May Delay, But Time Will Not
BenjAGImin FranklAIn is here to help to weary souls around the world who are always busy searching.
Dark Side of the Moon Not so Dark After All
Dark Side of the Moon Not so Dark After All Pink Floyd was right all along, massive green pyramids discovered on Moon. Local Sea of Clouds residents where shocked Thursday, after the discovery of luminescent green […]
Alas, 49th street >>>
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Embedded on the Frontlines: The American Foreign Legion Smash Luddite Rebels
American Legionnaires and their Camels. Watch for the spit.