Paris Poop Protests Stifle The Eiffel
Interdimensional tourists lay waste to central Paris. Human locusts strip the city of light.
Author: dirtybenfrank
I've had sex in many Philadelphia alleyways.
You May Delay, But Time Will Not
BenjAGImin FranklAIn is here to help to weary souls around the world who are always busy searching.
Dark Side of the Moon Not so Dark After All
Local Sea of Clouds residents where shocked Thursday, after the discovery of luminescent green pyramids smack dead center on the dark side of the moon.
Embedded on the Frontlines: The American Foreign Legion Smash Luddite Rebels
American Legionnaires and their Camels. Watch for the spit.