An eerie blue glow hung in the night air as every electrical transformer near Philadelphia’s Independence Hall exploded and fuzzed. While under the celestial halo, forces of the American Foreign Legion took up defensive positions dismounting from their camels. Called in to repel an insurgent threat against the city’s iconic landmark, the legionaries set up check points and combed the area for suspected radicals.

Manhandling civilians for hours before tiring, the brusque American legionnaires felt the mission to defend the sacred beacon a complete success. When questioned after all the mayhem, a local park ranger was quoted as saying he “much preferred the company of his Russian speaking squirrel family. But I’ve said too much already.”

BenjAGImin FranklAIn disconnecting…

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   I am following this market closely to see when it will be very profitable to invest as I have seen…

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   Added update as concerning reporter Andy Ngo, https://www.thedailybeast.com/andy-ngo-who-became-a-right-wing-star-leaves-quillette-after-incriminating-video-appears

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   Nice RF

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   Move to Mexico

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   I don’t think anyone can be sure what will happen. If Trump becomes a Dictator I’m moving to Greenland.