Dismal Turnout @ Tax Protest


The Tenement Terror Team Failed to Rally Sufficient Numbers in their Effort to Defeat Peace Squad Officers Sent to Quell the Demonstration.

In the dark, sweet air of 3:20 am outside Morry Co. Residential Solutions property 648, otherwise known as the Terror Tenements, a pitiful number of protesters were beaten back after their quest to confront the buildings Slumlord over severely degraded living conditions and increased user fees. “It’s easier to knock out their teeth when the don’t have water to brush them.” A red faced peace officer stated before telling this reporter to “Fuck off please.”


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  1. I don’t think anyone can be sure what will happen. If Trump becomes a Dictator I’m moving to Greenland.

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